why yes, there is a feminine hygiene product...
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
davespritebudgie: kawaii-gamzee: terezisexual: im mike yeah
Just spent over 200 USD on skates and equipment.
Yup. Because I totally have that kind of money.
"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station,...
My friend, Matilda. By Soul.
Some good news is, Matilda is back in the neighbourhood! I smelled her, no windows open or anything, around 5.30 this morning. Who is Matilda, you ask? Matilda is my little skunk friend. Everyone hates her, but even if she’s smelly, I think she’s adorable. She’s never done anything wrong, in my book. All she’s ever done is be herself. I feel like I really relate to...
So, I'm having issues lately.
With nightmares and hallucinations and seizures and psychological distress. And I’m afraid to sleep and stuff because of it, but that only makes the hallucinations and psychological distress worse, but I just really cant find peace in sleep lately and also I have these migranes that make everything seem like pounding pain and nosebleeds, and when I go to the doctors all they do is shove a...
All this porn on my dash. Thank you.
Also, can we get a pool on how many of my posts...
I feel like the only decent writing I ever do is...
like taking notes or something. I need to go back to school so I can slack off and fail again but at least be able to write.
Actually I'm just like, "Plot? What plot?"
PLOT IS THE ENEMY. At least as far as fanfiction is concerned. The sad thing is, this isn’t even about shmoopy cutesy relationship stuff or porn that I’m writing.
My writing process consists of writing short scenes and blurbs and then hoping they fit the plot Because I’m an idiot.
1F YOU LOV3 T3R3Z1 R3BLOG TH1S
gallowsvibrator: im unfollowing everyone who doesnt reblog this
In Which: Soul is a Goof with Camera and Props
CANDYCORN VAMPIRE! Mummy? Are you my mummy?
OH MY GOD MY DAD ALMOST FOUND MY PORN
WHICH WOULD ALSO LEAD TO HIM DISCOVERING I’M HALFWAY LESBIAN. OH GOD. I CAN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS.
I'm starting to have a hard time remembering to...
I never had this problem until Sollux came into my life. And all the nonHomestuckers don’t understand my plight
My favourite lighter is out of fluid. My...
Guys I don’t even smoke, I just collect lighters And play with them.
Derby bout tonight, will have to drive two and a...
Oh, the woes of living in a small town in the middle of nowhere.
I think my owl died mid delivery. Or worse yet,...
Also, more eyebrows
GUYS. I just got back from the first date I've...
We went out to dinner and then motorcycle riding, which was really fun.
behold, my awesomely ironic heart shaped shades, and my AFP eyebrows
So, I shaved my eyebrows off again.
I noticed earlier today half of my right one was missing, so what the heck?
Yeah, so next time my face is covered in...
So I totally discovered a kink I did not know I...
Boooooooored. Maybe I should go do Gamzee makeup...
I think its hilarious when I get mistaken for a...
A lot of people I know would get offended, but I don’t really think of myself as either gender, and being called a boy is kind of a novel experience for me.
Just woke up, read the update.
OHMYGOG I CANNOT STOP SQUEEING. someone needs to come pap my face and shhhooooooshhh me. Totes wearing violet and grey today in honour of this.
Put one in my ask box
askpeixes: animetommywiseau: iithcream: and depending on which one you put, I’ll tell you… ♈ - Something I’m 0kay with. ♉ - Something that makes me feel confident ♊ - Something I’m apeshit bananas at ♋ - Something that makes me angry ♌ - A pairing I ship ♍ - A kind of fashion style I like ♎ - My favorite smell ♏ - A game I really like to play ♐ - Someone I look up to ♑ -...
I totes just went rollerblading with one of my...
it was so fun, but I wish I had real rollerskates instead of inlines, because rollerblades suck. Also, mine are a pair that were too small for my da, so they are actually a little too big for me.
OH MY GOG I HATE MY SCANNER SO MUCH
it makes everything look like shite EVERYTHING
I love how I start new projects before I'm even...
Drunk Sollux is fun to roleplay.
▲: iim two 2exy, two 2exy for my 2hiirt, 2o 2exy iit hurt2
▼: wwoww sol
▲: iim two 2exy for miilan, two 2exy for miilan, new york and japan
▼: i nevver wwould think you out of all people wwould recite such lyrics
▲: iim two 2exy for your party, two 2exy for your party, no way iim dii2co danciing
▲: loo2en up, eriidan
▼: youre tellin me to loosen up?
▼: youre a fuckin idiot wwho i havve nevver seen laugh once
▲: ii laugh
▼: like wwhen?
▲: fancy a driink?
▲: iim laughiing my a22 off riight- *hiic* now
▼: oh gog sol
▼: are you drunk or somethin
▼: i really dont care
▼: wwhy wwould i care about a drunk glubbin asshole wwho hates me
▲: you hate me two
▼: i knoww that
▲: and you thiink iim two 2exy for my 2hiirt
▲: dont deny iit
▲: iim 2o 2exy iit hurt2
▼: no i dont
▼: i mean
▼: i might actually agree wwith you but
▼: wwhy did you evven havve to bring this up
▼: listen you filthy rustblood
▲: haha *hic* iim a model, you know what ii mean
▼: i dont wwant to talk about this noww
▲: and ii do my turn on the catwalk
▼: you might think this is funny sol
▼: but it isnt
▼: its immature and silly
▼: definitely no wway to talk to a highblood thats for sure
▲: 2iilly, come on, eriidan, be 2iilly
▲: 2omeone2 kniicker2 are all atwii2t
▼: wwhy dont you just shut up
▲: iim 2ure ii could loo2en them up for you
▼: being silly is nothin to be proud of
▼: wwhat do you mean
▲: you know what ii mean
▲: iis eriidan feeliing flu2tered?
▲: iit2 all alriight, eriidan
▲: you dont have two be nervou2
▼: wwhat im not nervvous
▲: 2ure you arent
▼: can wwe just change the subject already
▲: but you're 2o cute when you're uncomfortable, eriidan
▼: uh wwell
▼: wwait no
▼: im not uncomfortable
▼: thats stupid
▼: wwhy wwould i be
▲: you want to kii22 me
▲: you want two hold me
▲: you want two hate me
▼: howw do you knoww all this
▲: everybody know2
▼: am i just that easy to read or did fef tell evveryone
▲: you know
▼: oh my gog
▲: mo2t iimportantly
▲: and ii know
▲: becau2e iim two 2exy
▲: youre pretty ea2y two read
▲: iit2 true
▼: i hate myself
▼: i wwish i wwasnt like that
▼: it gets so annoyin
▲: ii hate your2elf two
▲: you are 2o annoyiing
▼: oh fuck you sol
▼: i didnt ask
▲: and 2o gogdamned 2mug about everythiing
▲: all hiigh and miighty all the tiime
▲: ii hate you
▲: 2o much
▼: i hate you too
▼: more than anything
▲: iit keep2 me up duriing the day
▼: so do you wwith these fuckin migranes you givve me from bein so idiotic
▼: especially wwhen youre drunk off your ass like now
▲: you better not tell anyone about thii2
▼: i wwouldnt do it if my life depended on it
▼: dont tell anyone either
▲: or ii 2wear to gog that ii wiill kick the 2hiit out of you
▼: id like to see you try
▲: if ii wa2 2ober, ii wouldn't even be holdiing thii2 conver2atiion riight now
▲: you're that embara22iingly 2tupiid
▼: wwell same for you
▼: but yeah i wwont tell anyone
▲: 2loppy makeout2?
▼: fuck, sol
▼: youre doin it again
▼: making me all glubbin uncomfortable and shit
▲: beiing two 2exy for my 2hiirt
▲: ii know
▼: gog wwould you shut up wwith that stupid song
▲: 2hould 2tart beiing two 2exy
▲: for YOUR 2hiirt
▼: you knoww i already am
▲: two 2exy for your 2tupiid 2carf?
▼: oh shut up
▼: you knoww you love it
▲: or maybe
▲: two 2exy
▲: for tho2e twii2ted kniicker2 of your2
▼: i dont knoww
▼: maybe you should be the judge of that
▲: tho2e are 2ome pretty 2exy kniicker2
▲: ii don't know iif you can out 2exy them
▼: oh gog
▼: why did i evven ask
▲: iim kiidiing, eriidan
▼: you better be
▼: id havve to kick your ass if you answwered otherwwise
▲: you could try
▼: and i wwould succeed
▼: you knoww damn wwell i wwould
▲: iim wouldnt be 2o 2ure
▼: and wwhy not?
▲: *falls asleep*
▼: sol wwake up
▼: gog damnit
▲: OH MY GOG
▲: WHAT IS THIS FUCKASSERY
▲: WHAT AM I READING
▼: oh uh
▼: hi karkat
▼: howw havve you been
▲: I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SICK IN MY FUCKING LIFE
▲: THIS IS DISGUSTING
▼: oh fuck you kar
▼: >welcome two the flag2hiip alterniia\_
▲: IS T)(AT VIRUS D-EL-ET-ED?
▼: (he's thinking that btw)
▲: GOOD. CONTINU-E ON S-ET COURS-E
▲: TO GALLIFR-EY
▼: >ye2, empre22\_
▼: >may ii playback the tape of the excecutiion?\_
▲: IF YOU SO WIS)(
▼: >thank you\_
▲: I AT L-EAST FIND IT -ENT-ERTAINING
▼: >a2...a2 do ii\_
▲: I'M S)(OR-E YOU DO
▼: >hold on, ii'm 2tartiing the engiine2\_
▼: > thii2 alway2 hurt2 2o much\_
▼: >engiine2 are at full power\_
▲: YOU MAY )(AV-E TO PUNC)( T)(ROUG)( A TIM-E BUBBL-E
▼: >thii2 ii2 goiing two hurt, then\_
▲: I'M S)(OR-E T)(AT WON'T B-E TOO )(ARD FOR YOU
▼: >..ii e2tiimate that a2 2arca2m\_
▲: V-ERY GOOD
▼: >on cour2e to galliifrey\_
▲: WIT)( A TARDIS, YOU MAY B-ECOM-E OBSOL-ET-E
▲: DO-ES THIS PL-EAS-E YOU
▼: >the thoght of endiing my 2erviice two you? no\_
▲: GOOD, GOOD
▲: I MAY Y-ET K-E-EP YOU AROUND
▼: >...thank you, empre22. but why?\_
▼: >ii would be u2ele22\_
▲: IV-E GROWN FOND OF MY LITTL-E TOY, )(AV-EN'T I?
▼: >..a2..a2 ii have grown of you, empre22\_
▲: OF COURS-E YOU )(AV-E
▲: AND W)(Y S)(OULDN'T YOU
▲: I ALLOW YOU TO LIV-E
▲: I ALLOW YOU THE GLORY OF CONQU-ERING TH-E STARS
▼: >you are iindeed the mo2t generou2 of empre22e22\_
▲: GO ON
▼: >you are a2 kiind two your people a2 you are beautiiful\_
▼: >and a2 ruthle22 two your enemiie2 a2 your empiire ii2 powerful\_
▼: >and no one iin any galaxy can match your cruel beauty, your power, or the va2tne22 of your empiire\_
▲: *pats cheek* OF COURS-E
▼: *winces slightly*
▼: >ii'm 2tiil iin paiin from liiftoff, empre22\_
▼: >plea2e don't touch me\_
▲: W)(Y-EV-ER NOT?
▼: >becau2e ii'm iin paiin\_
▲: I FAIL TO S-E-E W)(Y T)(AT IS A GOOD R-EASON
▼: >very well, your maje2ty\_
▲: I'M S)(OR-E YOU CAN )(ANDL-E IT
▼: *winces again*
▲: -ENGIN-ES ARE AT FULL CAPACITY, CONFIRM?
▲: NO -ERRORS?
▼: >no error2\_
▲: I'LL L-EAV-E MY LITTL-E TOY TO IT, THEN
▼: *breathing heavily*
▼: >thank you..\_
▲: W)(-ER-ES MY GOODBY-E KISS?
▼: >ii can't move, remember?\_
▼: *kisses back, grimacing*
▲: CONTINU-E FULL SP-E-ED.
▼: >ii wiill\_
▲: RUN DIAGNOSTIC S-EQU-ENC-E 16823.52
▲: I WILL B-E BACK LAT-ER
RPing as the Empress with the Psiionic
IT BREAKS MY HEART.
Terezi: Badger Sollux
▲: 2up, tz
▼: OH H1 SOLLUX
▼: WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG THOLLUTHX
▲: tryiing two fiind kk, tv 2aiid he wanted two talk two me
▼: OH 1 WOULDNT KNOW WHY
▲: but ii kiind of have a biit of a headache, 2o ii can put that conver2atiion off for a whiile
▼: H3H3H3 OH SOLLUX >:]
▲: 2o howve you been
▼: F1N3 1 SUPPOS3 >:]
▼: JUST R33333334444444444LLY BOR3D
▲: that 2ucks huge 2hameglobes
▲: iim sorry two hear that
▼: 1T DO3S
▼: TH4NKS FOR TH3 P1TY
▲: wow, ii wa2nt comiing on two you or anythiing
▲: iit ju2t 2uck2 two be bored
▼: WHO S41D YOU W3R3 COM1NG ON TO M3 >:?
▲: well you 2aiid piity and ii ju2t thought...
▼: WH4T DO YOU M34N SOLLUX
▼: T3LL M3
▲: nope, 2orry
▼: T3LL M3 OR 1'LL COM3 OV3R 4ND 'LOOK' 4T YOU.
▲: tz, thii2 ii2 makiing me really uncomfortable
▼: W3LL JUST T3LL M3 4ND G3T 1T OV3R W1TH >:]
▲: iit wa2 ju2t a mii2under2tandiing, ii2 all
▼: 1 W4NT TO KNOW SOLLUX
▲: you 2aiid piity, and ii paniicked, and wa2 all, woah, no piity here
▲: that2 all
▼: WH4T 1S TH4T SUPPOS3D TO M34N SOLLUX >:]
▲: iit mean2 ii'm not flu2hed for you or anythiing
▼: SO YOU DON'T L1K3 M3 SOLLUX?
▲: waiit, no, youre okay, ii gue22.
▲: youre really enjoyiing thii2, aren't you?
▼: WHY WOULD 1 3NJOY TH3 F4CT YOU DON'T L1K3 M3
▼: 1 SHOULD JUST GO OFF 4ND B3 4LON3 L1K3 3R1D4N
▲: well, uh, eriidan2 not exactly, alone
▲: he2 kiind of my kii2me2e2
▲: 2ort of
▼: 4R3 YOU GUYS M4K1NG SLOPPY H4T3 M4K3OUTS
▼: > :]
▼: > :]
▲: that2 not really any of your bu2iine22, iis iit?
▼: DO 1 SM3LL SOM3 3MB4RR3SM3NT
▲: well, ii do hate the guy, okay?
▲: anyway, can we not talk about thii2
▼: 1 HOP3 YOU TWO 4R3 K33P1NG YOUR BULG3S 1N YOUR P4NTS
▲: oh my gog tz
▲: we are not goiing two talk about thii2
▼: H3Y 1 DONT W4NT TO SM3LL YOUR L3FTOV3R G3N3T1C M4T3R14L
▼: 1F 1 SM3LL 4NY GR4P3 SOD4 ON YOU 1 W1LL KNOW >:]
▲: oh my gog
▲: ju2t no
▼: Y3S 1 W1LL KNOW
▲: then you don't have two a2k, do you
▼: KNOW BUT 1 W111111LL KNOOOOOOW
▼: 4ND 1 W1LL L4UGH
▲: iim not talkiing about thii2 anymore
▼: W41T UNT1L 1 T3LL F3F3R1
▲: gog, no
▲: ii only told you becau2 ii knew youd fiind out eventually
▼: 1'M T3LL1NG H3R
▲: no, dont.
▲: that wiill only make eriidan happy
▼: T3LL M3 WHY 1 SHOULDN'T
▲: and he hate2 that ii'm keepiing iit 2ecret
▲: plea2e dont
▼: ONLY 1F YOU T3LL M3
▼: 1S 1T TRU3 YOU H4V3.... TWO?
▲: iim not a cheater, tz
▼: TH4T DO3SN'T 4NSW3R MY QU3ST1ON
▲: oh my gog
▲: what are you a2kiing me?
▼: DO YOU H4V3 TWO
▼: DOWN TH3R3
▲: what, no
▲: 2top beiing dii2gu2tiing
▼: YOU DON'T?
▼: W3LL 1 H4D H34RD RUMORS YOU D1D
▲: where diid you hear that from
▼: 1TS 4 RUMOR 1 DONT KNOW
▲: iim goiing two fuckiing kiill hiim
▼: :33 < hello?
▲: WHY HELLO NEPETA
▼: :33 < *ac giggles* hi karkitty!
▼: :33 < *she smiles and playfully pounces cg*
▲: OH GOG CAN YOU NOT CALL ME THAT
▲: IT SOUNDS FUCKING RETARDED
▼: :33 < i think it's cute. like you!
▼: :33 < *ac giggles* what's the matter? cat got your tongue?
▲: I AM NOT CUTE
▲: FUCK YOU, I FEROCIOUS
▲: GOGDAMN IT
▼: :33 < *ac giggles* sure you are, karkat
▼: :33 < *ac sticks her tongue out at cg*
▲: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
▲: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO GOGDAMNED COY WITH ME
▼: :33 < *she rolls her eyes and smiles* what do you want me to be with you, karkat?
▲: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON FOR ONCE
▼: :33 < beclaws. so there *she giggles and sticks her tongue out again*
▼: :33 < *ac rolls her eyes* lighten up, karkitty. i'm just playing.
▲: OF COURSE YOU ARE
▲: BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO
▲: YOU DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
▼: :33 < *she looks down* ...i'm sorry....
▲: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD NOW?
▲: OH GOG
▲: HERE, I'LL PLAY WITH YOU
▲: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
▲: WANT TO PLAY SHIPPING?
▼: :33 < *she looks at him curiously*
▲: GAMZEE TOLD ME HE'S FLUSHED FOR TAVROS
▲: THERE, FUCK
▼: :33 < you don't have to that. i wasn't trying to make you f33l bad....
▲: YOU WEREN'T
▼: :33 < yeah...sorry....
▲: OKAY, SO NOW WHAT
▼: :33 < *she looks at him and tilts her head* what do you want to happen now?
▲: I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE
▼: :33 < *she giggles* make something up!
▲: EQUIUS TOLD ME YOU'VE GOT HIM WATCHING SOME SHOW ABOUT MAGICAL HOOFBEASTS
▲: HE WAS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT IT, AND SWEATING
▲: IT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING
▼: :33 < *ac giggles* that sounds like him
▼: :33 < *she sits on the floor, hugging her legs to her chest, resting her chin on her kn33s*
▲: HE CALLED IT MY LITTLE PONY, OR SOME SHIT
▲: IS THAT SOMETHING YOU GOT FROM THE HUMANS?
▼: :33 < *she looks up at him and smiles* maybe....
▲: WELL I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE ENABLING HIS SICK HOOFBEAST FETISH WITH YOUR WEIRD EARTHPONY PORN
▼: :33 < *she giggles and hugs her legs closer to herself*
▲: ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS GIGGLE? YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THAT?
▼: :33 < i have stuff to say, but not about that. besides, you're furry funny, karkitty.
▲: OKAY, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY?
▼: :33 < *she blushes and hides her face in her kn33s* ..i don't want to tell you anymore....
▼: :33 < *she hides her face, hugging her legs closer* sorry...i lost my confidence....
▲: MAYBE IT RAN OFF WITH TAVROS'
▼: :33 < *she laughs half heartedly, k33ping her face hidden*
▲: HEY, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A SMUG SHITSTAIN LIKE ERIDAN
▼: :33 < *she blushes and mumbles 'i flushed fur you' into her kn33s*
▲: WAIT, WHAT?
▼: :33 < *she k33ps her face hidden and hugs her legs tightly*
▲: YOU'RE FLUSHED FOR ME?
▼: :33 < *she nods as best she can with her face in her kn33s*
▲: UMMMM, OKAY.
▼: :33 < ...i'm sorry....
▲: WAIT, NO, DON'T BE SORRY.
▲: I'M JUST
▼: :33 < *she looks up at him from ofurr he kn33s, trying to k33p her blush hidden*
▲: WOW, THIS JUST GOT REALLY FUCKING AWKWARD
▼: :33 < ..sorry....
▲: OKAY, WELL, I GUESS I PITY YOU TOO
▲: I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D SAY I WAS FLUSHED.
▼: :33 < *she blushes d33ply* oh..o-okay, karkat
▲: BUT, I'M NOT SAYING THAT I CAN'T BE EITHER
▲: BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE PRETTY FUCKING PATHETIC
▲: AND EXTREMELY PITIABLE
▼: :33 < *she looks away*
▲: AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY KIND OF CUTE
▼: :33 < *she continues to look away as she blushes*
▲: I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I CAN BE OPEN TO THIS
▼: :33 < *she looks at him, her face bright gr33n* r-really?
▲: WELL, WHY NOT.
▲: IT'S NOW LIKE I'VE GOT THAT QUADRANT FILLED OR ANYTHING
▼: :33 < *she cautiously gets up and hugs him*
▲: IT'S REALLY AWKWARD TYPING WITH YOUR ARMS AROUND ME LIKE THIS
▼: :33 < *she smiles and burries her face betw33n his neck and shoulder, blushing*
I made my hair big today in honour of the...
also, I am wearing jade green pants.
Started watching Misfits
eating chicken nuggets
]]> COME SEE ME THEN.I’m a lonely hermit. puzzlie replied to your post: I discovered how to use the webcam Holy crap, it’s been so long since I’ve seen you that I almost didn’t recognize you! These pics are adorable, though.
Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
I discovered how to use the webcam
which means i’m acting like an idiot in front of it for my own personal amusement.